belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
