We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's no shave November. This is our time.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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