Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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