doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
