i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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