I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The adults are the big ones right?
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