Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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