Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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