i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
then he tried to convert me to islam
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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