Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Farmville is her only friend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm having to shit out rocks
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize