My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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