Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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