Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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