Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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