When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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