quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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