I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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