Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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