I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dick very happy bro
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
