So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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