kristin has been a bad kristin
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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