he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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