Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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