it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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