so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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