There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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