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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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