I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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