brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
