hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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