So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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