Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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