So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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