I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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