What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Come on in and take your pants off
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