i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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