He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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