Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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