So drunk its hurt
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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