This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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