We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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