I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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