i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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