but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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