Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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