don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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