So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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