butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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