Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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