Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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