so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
