so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
